When I started selling my art online in 2003 I had the fun bio (like the info below) and the boring bio (you know.. the one where you brag about all you've done in your art career *yawn*) -- my stats programs on my web sites continue to tell me that far more people care to read what music I listen to and what I watch on tv over what art shows I've exhibited at or who owns my art. So, for those of you interested in the fun bio here you go.... a list of things I don't know why anyone would care to know about me, but strangely do...
4) i will only eat bananas when their peels are covered in brown spots
5) i am obsessed with watching UFC fights & the ultimate fighter (my current UFC boyfriends are.. georges st. pierre aka 'the ass' & matt 'the terror' serra)
6) i take my own bedding to hotels (don't you?)
7) i love sleeping outdoors - but nobody will go camping with me!!! (my friends and husband are so prissy!)
8) i curse like a sailor
9) i find myself unable to control laughter at times when it is completely inappropriate
10) i watch the two coreys... and LIKE it! (but say i don't)
11) i love VS's pink line - the sweatpants are the best!!!!!!!!
12) i hate cold weather
13) i am addicted to FB... (but my girls and i have the BEST photo albums there!!!)
14) i have a ridiculously short attention span
15) i am terrified of frogs/toads.. and grasshoppers.. (really any jumping bug or amphibians)
16) i am waiting for the time when my niece and nephew think i am cool again - (currently i am in the 'lame' stage.. they are teenagers)
17) my favorite handbags are matt and nat - they rock and don't kill animals!
18) i have no clue what my cell phone number is... i don't call myself... (seriously if u r a friend and need it ask one of my other friends.. i also don't know how to locate it on my phone)
19) my favorite season use to be fall... i think it is summer now
20) i think.. no.. scratch that - i KNOW larry david is the funniest man alive!!! and my dream job would be playing jeff's wife suzy!
21) i really miss arrested development - why didn't that make it?
22) i am not ashamed to say i love britney spears!! (SHUT UP!)
23) i hate doing arm & stomach excercises - but need to!
24) i think people who drive slow in the fast lane should be shot
25) i think people who do not use their signals to switch lanes should be shot
26) i think people that drive on other people's asses should be shot
27) i think people who put on make up while driving should be shot
28) i think people who drive around with young children not buckled in should be shot (but not in front of the kids)
29) i think i may suffer from road rage
30) i have a heavy foot... but am really good at talking my way out of tickets
31) i would love to look like heide klum
32) i would love for hubby to look like johnny depp.. it's ok if i say that - he would like for me to look like heide klum too!
33) i do not have a favorite color (and i hate that question!)
34) my dream house is a mid-century mod home (the real retro deal NOT new repro construction) & preferably in california
35) i love making my art but hate talking about my art
36) i want to get a part in a cheesy B horror movie (this is on my top 10 things to do before i die list! - sad but true)
37) when i was little girl i wanted to grow up to be either barbara mandrell, dolly parton, carol burnette or lucille ball
38) i love to go bowling!!
39) i am an aries - and yes everything they say about us is true!
40) i have been dubbed to b a 'pollyanna' by BARBIE ;-)
41) i hate wearing bras (i wish everyone would just get over their nipple hatred/fear/disgust) - though as i get older i do APPRECIATE their support!
42) i own a dolce & gabbana denim vest previously owned by the one and only BRITNEY SPEARS (swear to God!!)
43) i hope that when i am 50 i have a body like madonnas
44) i buy those horrible celebrity rag mags... especially the ones with the celebrities and their cellulite.
why i want to know whose flabby ass is on the cover is beyond me.. it's a sickness - forgive me.
45) i am disgusted by people who do NOT have friends/family in the military yet run the military down - they are protecting your ass - SHOW SOME RESPECT!
46) i love to drink fresh juice and use the pulp for home made facial masks
47) i was raised Catholic - i am Christian.. i believe in God.. yet I appreciate the fact there are countless faiths and beliefs. i do not believe that any one
religion is 'the' religion.
48) i LOVE boots and dressing up.. but i am most comfortable in jeans, flip-flops, and a t-shirt
49) i am terrified of heights but love roller coasters & want to go sky diving!
50) i am sickened by animal abuse and can not post what i think should be done to animal abusers
51) i love to people watch
52) i love to take my niece clothes shopping!!!
53) i do not agree with the concept of conventional medicine
54) i am saddened by childhood obesity and wish nutrition classes were mandatory in our school systems
55) i prefer yoga and pilates to aerobics/weightlifting - that is why i need someone to drag my ass to the gym!!
56) i will NOT get rid of my BIG YELLOW car, no matter how much my husband begs me
57) i am extremely afraid of flying (though didn't use to be - a nightmare flight home from vegas has scarred me forever!!!!)
58) i wish a TOSSED would open up in merrillville/lafayette... (OR somewhere close)
59) i am constantly begging my husband to move (vegas or southern california)
60) my favorite song of all times is 'baby i'm a star' - prince
61) some of my favorite funny movies are: envy, meet the parents, better off dead, sixteen candles, napoleon dynamite, army of darkness
62) i am really bad with names, but good with faces
63) i wish i knew how to speak french
64) i like a nice glass of pinot grigio but only if it is labeled NSA and preferably organic
65) the only bottled water i will drink is fiji (and yes if you try to challenge me with a bottled water taste test i can tell the difference!!)
66) i hate using a cell phone
67) i am a list maker (yeah.. one of those 'to-do' list freaks)
68) i spend far too much money each month on kombucha
69) my favorite kombucha brand GT'S in multi-green, gingerade & divine grape.. though i actually LOVE all flavors (my least favorite is probably citrus)
70) my current favorite t.v. show is Dexter (OMG! there is nothing better!!!)
71) Sean Connery and Roger Moore were my favorite James Bonds.. and then along came Daniel Craig (yum!)
72) i can type 104 words a minute without error
73) i love all music - but my favorite band is Evanescence.. i love 80's rock (favorite def leppard).. LOVE prince (old stuff/not new).. i listen to really everything.
74) i love jamba juice but wish their 'fresh squeezed' section was much larger (fav is the carrot/orange/banana)
75) i love vintage jewelry.. especially big chunky bracelets and rings!
76) can't wear earrings anymore... my ears get sore (even with gold and silver posts)
77) i just started training to run a marathon!!! (THANK U KAREN!)
i am always adding to this list... stay tuned for more more than u need to know..
The Raw Artist Gallery
3956 North 700 West Rensselaer, IN. 47978 Phone: 1-888-WOW-KECK
